alias sudo='sudo ' if [ "$OS_TYPE" == "freebsd" ]; then alias ls='ls -G' else alias ls='ls --color=auto' fi alias ll='ls -lih' alias la='ls -A' alias l='ls -lihA' alias grep='grep -n --color=auto' alias j='jobs' alias ne='emacs' alias df='df -h' alias top='TERM=screen-256color htop' alias weechat='TERM=screen-256color weechat' alias lock='xscreensaver-command --lock' alias meteo='curl -s --user-agent "USER FUCKING AGENT" "http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=Paris" | grep "

" | sed -r "s/.*>(.*)<.*/\1 OUTSIDE\!/g"' alias ryzom_season_change='date --date $(wget -q -O - "http://api.ryzom.com/time.php?format=xml" | sed "s/>\n/\(89-/" | sed "s//\(23-/g" | sed "s/<\/day_of_season>/\)\*72/" | sed "s/<\/time_of_day>/\)\*3/" | bc | tr "\n" "+" | sed "s/\+$/\n\"min\"\n/" | bc | tr -d "\n")' fliptable() { echo "(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻"; }